So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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