His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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