My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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