I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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