Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
