do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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