I wish I could punch you in the face.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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