I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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