Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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