Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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