craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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