if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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