We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
my liver is dry heaving
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
