We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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