What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
