U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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