She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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