Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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