My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
This baby is an asshole
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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