Buhtt sex?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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