O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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