Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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