I cockslap morals
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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