with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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