I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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