Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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