OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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