I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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