She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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