we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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