you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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