My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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