shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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