So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Where is the hickey?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
