JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?