Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"

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(916): View more from California

He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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(574): View more from Indiana

im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven

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Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
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(719): View more from Colorado

dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.

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(314): View more from Missouri

My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?

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