Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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