I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How does it feel to date your dad?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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