Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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