their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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