just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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