i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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