I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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