Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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