absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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