I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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