Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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