I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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