when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
