Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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