I didn't shave. On purpose
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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