I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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