I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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