Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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