ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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